1. At birth, you had dark, dark, dark hair...and lots of it.
2. In the NICU, you sported the faux hawk, courtesy of a fun nurse. We kept it this way for a month or so.
3. Later, your head grew faster than your hair, so you had a mullet... Your hair also grew in lighter, so you had a blonde-ish mullet with dark tips. Classy.
4. Now, you are blonde with a very...shall we say, "distinct" rooster tail. I really wanted to cut the crazy hair off, but your dad said, "No way." He thinks it's your "signature" as the Will Man. Who knew you could have a trademark so early in life!
Way to rock the rooster tail, dude.
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