You are suffocating me. Please go away.
Dear Hair,
I know it's humid out and all, but seriously. Your freaking out is a little excessive.
Dear Sioux Center Wal-Mart,
I wish you were Target.
Dear Coffee Pot,
I wish you were Starbucks.
Dear Tuesday,
I wish you were Monday. I need another day to introvert.
Dear Self,
Stop being so grouchy pants. You have a lot to be thankful for.
Dear Chatbooks,
Thanks for coming in the mail today. You were a happy surprise on a lame day.
Dear Ghirardelli Chocolate and Red Wine,
You really can fix a lot of things. I love you.
Sincerely,
Liza Jane DeYounge
That is the same exact letter I would write to Sioux Center Walmart.
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